Thursday, November 6, 2008

Oh, Sarah, You Kidder You!

The Palin jokes are flying this morning. Funny, funny woman, that Sarah Lipstick. Here's one from my pal Tom Cain:

"The bathrobe thing in the motel room (Sarahbelle met McCain staffers at the door naked but for ...) sounded like something Larry Flynt should put in his sequel to 'Nailin' Palin,' tentatively entitled 'Nailin' Palin Part Deux: Back to the Pole.' The governor gives up politics to pursue her first love - interpretive pole dancing, only to be thwarted by her inability to grasp anything."

(A Fox News--FOX NEWS!--director reports that Sarah Palin, when questioned, thought Africa was a country.)

2012, President Palin's First Press Conference

Question: "President Palin, which African country will you visit first during your presidency?"

Answer: "Is that a trick question?"

1 comment:

  1. If Palin runs for President in 2012, at least she has name recognition going for her... she just has a lot of cramming to do for the next few years