A Little TV Exposure for the Arts and the FRONT

That's host Bob Grebe, me in the middle and Tom Field on Mornin'^

This morning television gig is truly a parallel universe, as I discovered once again this pre-sunrise. My business partner, Tom Field, and I appeared on WDBJ7's "Mornin'" show today and that meant showing up at 5:15 a.m. Kimberly McBroom, the news anchor gets to work at 4 a.m. in order to write the news, Bob Grebe, the guy who interviewed us, said. We were actually finished for the day (three segments) by 6:45. My wife had just gotten out of bed.

Bob is a young guy--a former sports reporter in Bluefield--who can handle these early hours, getting to bed by 10, but for me ... well, I'll take what I have, thank you. I worked at an afternoon newspaper for several years and had to report to work at 6 a.m., thinking that was early. 5:15 is about six hours earlier than 6 o'clock.

There is an almost surreal feel to looking across the room and seeing a pretty young woman (Ms. McBroom, who is, for my money, the most attractive of the TV newsies in the region) putting on her makeup at 6:30 in the morning, of entering a facility where people are working before the sun comes up and no smell of coffee (there wasn't any in the building, that I could determine), of trying to stay awake without said coffee.

But this show was something Tom and I needed to do in order to promote the Arts Council Perry F. Kendig Awards gig tonight (Tom and I will receive the first Literary Award presented by the council) and to mention the FRONT, as we do every chance we get. Bob asked this a.m. if we had a secret to our success as "literary" people and I really wanted to mention self-promotion at the top of the heap, but, instead, said that what we do isn't literary, but we'll take the recognition (self-promotion at its best).

I did an interview with Gene Marrano for his Public Radio show "Studio Virginia" this past Sunday (for airing Thursday and Sunday evenings, after the awards are presented) for the same reason. If you're going to make a magazine successful, people have to know it exists. Same for the Arts Council.

It's all part of the game. One of the more pleasant parts, I'll say.

Greens and Squash To Make You Happy

Mother Smith's been back in the kitchen stirring up some of his world famous vittles tonight and the star on the plate is a little Southern comfort: turnip greens and squash "kilt*" in olive oil and garlic (that's more Southern West Virginia Coal Field Italian, actually).

Here you see the little mess o' greens sitting on a plate with a pork chop (standard fried variety), fresh corn on the cob (microwaved 3 minutes with the husk on to seal in juices) and a salad of green leaf lettuce, palm hearts, tomatoes from my garden, sliced cukes, Vidalia onion, mozzarella cheese squares with a light vinaigrette (and if you can spell "mozarella" and "vinaigrette" without sneaking a reference peek, you certainly have my full attention).

It's the mess o' greens we're primarily concerned with. Chop about a half a pound of turnip greens into one inch squares and put them into a hot skillet with about an ounce of olive oil in the bottom. Reduce the heat to medium low. Cover the mess with lemon pepper, chopped garlic, sea salt and pepper. Let them sizzle for about three minutes then flip them briefly and remove them from the pan.

Put another half an ounce of olive oil in the pan and sprinkle in one sliced small yellow squash and one zucchini (another spelling challenge). Let these little beauties brown on one side, then turn and put the turnip greens back into the pan on top of them. Cook for another two minutes, drizzling about an ounce of pear-infused balsamic vinegar over the top of them and serve them with a big ladel.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Good stuff.

(* "Kilt" is old South for "killed" meaning it's covered in hot grease, or, in this case, stirred around in hot olive oil. Better for you.)

Response: Weed Eater, Huh! Try This

My pal Mary Sproles Martin sent me the above in response to my puny little weed eater with the comment that "She wanted a lawn mower; he wanted a chopper." Don't you just love compromise?

Natives at Home, Part II: Tools

Yes, students, here we have the noble Urban Savage as he attacks a corner of his dwelling with the ancient hand tool, the weed-eater. It was given to him by No. 1 son on the occasion of a festival celebration, quaintly called Father's Day, wherein large portions of food, cooked on an open fire, are consumed and gifts from what was commonly called a "Big Box Hardware Store" are traded.

'Remarkable Trees' Author to Speak

Jeff Kirwan (right), forestry professor at Virginia Tech and co-author of Remarkable Trees of Virginia, will give a Powerpoint presentation of this unusual, illustrated story of trees across the state for the History Museum of Western Virginia's Lecture Series June 23 at 7:30 p.m. The lecture is at Christ Lutheran Church on the corner of Brandon Ave. and Grandin Rd. in Roanoke.

A review by Bill Hackworth (Roanoke City Attorney) in the June issue of Valley Business FRONT raved about the book.

Among the many handsome trees pictured in the 206-page book are an American elm at Roanoke Country Club; a redbud in Botetourt County; sweet birch and pignut hickory in Floyd County; sugar maple in Rockbridge County, and a black locust in Wythe County.

Kirwan, also a tree farmer and Extension specialist, coordinates the Virginia Big Tree Program and he leads a statewide 4-H and youth natural resources program. He serves on the state advisory committees for Project Learning Tree and the Master Naturalist Program.

He is a member of the Nause-Waiwash Band of Indians on his native Eastern Shore of Maryland. His co-author of the book was Nancy Ross Hugo, an outdoor writer, author of Earth Works: Readings for Backyard Gardeners, who directs Flower Camp, an outdoor education center in Howardsville, Albemarle County.

This is the last in our lecture series for the Museum's year which ends June 30.

Oh, Hell, There Goes Civilization

"Blackberries have become cartoon thought bubbles" is the way the New York Times describes the phenomenon in a story this a.m.

And there's this discouraging observation: "The phone use has become routine in the corporate and political worlds--and grating to many. A third of more than 5,300 workers polled in May by Yahoo HotJobs, a career research and job listings Web site, said they frequently checked e-mail in meetings. Nearly 20 percent said they had been castigated for poor manners regarding wireless devices." Despite resistance, the etiquette debate seems to be tilting in the favor of smartphone use ..."

A Look At the Kendig Awards

I did an interview with Gene Marrano of Public Radio's "Studio Virginia" a little while ago mostly dealing with the Arts Council of the Blue Ridge's Perry Kendig Awards. Tom Field (my business partner in Valley Business FRONT) and I will be presented the first Literary Artist Award from the council Wednesday at the Taubman Museum of Art and I wanted to talk a little bit about the award's history and the guy who gives it his name, so instead of concentrating on Tom and me, Gene and I chatted a bit about what has become the major award for the arts in this region.

This will be the second award for either me or the company I was working for at the time. We picked up one in 2004 while I was editing the Blue Ridge Business Journal. Since I left the Journal in August of last year, I don't recall seeing any arts coverage and no sponsorships, so that part of the legacy is gone. However, we're carrying it on full tilt with FRONT.

The Kendig, named after Perry F. Kendig, the former president of Roanoke College and a man who left a huge mark on the school, was begun in 1985 to celebrate those supporting the arts and that year, Dominion Bank was the winner. The following year, there was a single winner again (painter John Will Creasy) and for the next nearly two decades, the Kendigs honored three people or organizations a year. Last year it went up to four and this year there will be eight, with several new categories, including the literary award (here is this year's list). In 21 years, there have been 59 winners.

The only other print media winner was The Roanoke Times in 1988 (I also worked for The Times at one point) and the only other media winners have been WVTF Public Radio in 1996 and Cox Communications in 1999.

There have been three dual winners, including Dominion Bank and Dominion Bankshares; art critic Ann Weinstein who won by herself and with her husband, Sidney, 1989 and 2000; and me.

Perry Kendig was an interesting man who arrived at Roanoke College as a dean in 1952 and became president in 1963, just as the Civil Rights Movement hit high gear and at the dawn of Vietnam. RC became integrated in 1964 and Kendig guided the small liberal arts college through some choppy waters for the next decade-plus (his tenure ended in 1975) without serious incident.

He was a man who took students seriously (allowing them to help shape the mission of the school) and who was a dedicated supporter of the arts.

The Kendigs are open to the public Wednesday at 6 p.m., but cost a hefty $75 (for that you'll get a good meal, a video and you'll get to see me in a tux--woooooo-hoooooo! You'll also get to support the Arts Council of the Blue Ridge, a worthy enterprise if one exists). Call Krista Engl to register at 540-224-1203. Hope to see you there.

Liberty's Democratic Ban: It's Not Quite That Simple

Jerry Falwell Jr. (right) is a man I both like and respect. We differ politically on nearly everything, but when I heard he had "banned a student Democratic club from campus," I went looking for a grain of salt. I simply didn't believe it and said so at the time. I was right, but not very many media outlets corrected the original erroneous version of the story. It is complex and not nearly as sexy as a headline that screams, "Liberty Bans Democrats!"

In the June/July issue of Liberty magazine, Jerry Jr., Liberty's chancellor (and the Business Person of the Year several years ago when I was at the Blue Ridge Business Journal, an award he richly deserved), explains exactly what happened, how it was misunderstood and what it means. I still don't agree with Liberty's choices here--I think they are wrong-headed and contrary to the mission of a university to expose its students to many truths (and many untruths)--but I think it's important to understand exactly what it did and what it didn't do.

Falwell explains succinctly: "Liberty University has not banned Democrats from campus. Nor has the Democrat club been banned from meeting. And, never has the university or its officials said that a person cannot be a Christian and a Democrat" as was reported of Dr. Mark Hine, a 35-year veteran at Liberty. Liberty does not endorse the club and does not allow it to use the Liberty name to imply that it does because of its opposition to abortion and same-sex marriage which many Democrats support.

Falwell says that "the club's sponsor may have been the source of these erroneous reports, but one phone call to Liberty officials could have prevented all the false headlines" as is often the case in journalism. The phone call might not have prevented the headlines, but it would have told another side of the story.

Falwell goes on: "The students who formed the Democrat club last October are good students. They are pro-life and believe in traditional marriage. They can continue to meet on campus. The only thing that has changed came about as part of a university-wide review of all student organizations for official recognition status. Official recognition carries with it the benefits of using the university name and funds. While this group will not be an officially recognized club, it may still meet on campus."

He further says that "we told the students who do have proposals that would allow them to operate without supporting pro-abortion and anti-marriage causes that we would consider those proposals after the club sponsor issues a retraction of her misstatements of fact and an apology" to Hine.

The problem here is that many Democrats* believe in a woman's right to choose what to do with her body and everybody's right to choose a partner. Notre Dame is facing much the same dilemma in inviting pro-choice people to campus to speak. The Catholic Church is as anti-abortion as Liberty is.

Frankly, I understand the intensity of emotion among those who believe abortion is "killing babies." It is difficult for those who believe that to accept abortion as anything but murder and I'm not sure why more abortion physicians are not shot. I certainly do not approve of that, but if I thought I was witnessing murder every day, I would be tempted to stop it by any means available to me. That's off-topic, so I'll shut up about the right and wrong of the positions.

It's the banning of an entire political party from a college campus that we're concerned with here and that didn't happen. Liberty is not as open to opposition ideas as I would like, nor is it as closed to them as been reported. Maybe we all need to listen a little better.

(*I wish Republicans would stop trying to insult Democrats by intentionally refusing to say "Democratic Party" which is a registered trademark, preferring instead "Democrat Party," an intentional slight and hardly an engaging way to argue. While we're explaining things, let me make sure you understand that I am not a Democrat. I am not a Republican, either.)

And a Chip To Mark the Best Birthday

A good friend passed her first birthday in AA yesterday and I'm simply thrilled about it. Her chances of ever getting that far began at such a low degree of possibility that, had she known, she probably never would have tried. She talked yesterday of the struggle and the triumph with an excitement I've heard over and over in my 15 years of sobriety. It never gets old.

We mark a lot of birthdays, anniversaries and milestones in our lives, but for me the first year of sobriety outstrips them all for sheer impact on the lives of those of us who've done it. Without that year and the ones that follow, there is no other milestone of importance because our lives are full of failure, heartache, disappointment and sorrow.

My friend talked about the difficulty of measuring progress over that first year because it is slow--a day at a time and sometimes closer to a minute at a time when the demons are crowded around and howling to slake that thirst. It can be a crushingly lonely and uncertain time: "Will I be interesting again? Will I ever have fun again? Can I make friends?" Hundreds of questions and so few answers, save from the important one from the newbie's sponsor: "Don't drink and go to meetings."

As my friend noted on her birthday (and in AA, we have a "belly button birthday" and a "real birthday," much as the Christians are "born again"), the year gives perspective. She can look precisely at where she was and where she is. There's a dramatic difference that some refer to as "the miracle."

The last three years I drank, I couldn't get high. I was simply sodden and incomprehensible, a man with no mission, no concern, no energy, no ambition. I cared for nothing save the next drink, which did nothing but leave me immobile. I was listless, unengaged, unconcerned and disinterested in anything--save that drink. I was a blowhard without resume. In sobriety my life is full, interesting and involved. I am surrounded by people I love and who--talk about miracles--love me. I'm still a blowhard, but I have a resume. Some things don't change.

The brass one-year AA chip (pictured above) is my talisman. I carry it on my key chain and it is nearly always with me. I have had others ask if I would present them my one year chip on their first birthday--an AA tradition of sorts--and I have simply said, "No. You need to earn and keep your own. Your sobriety has nothing to do with me or my chip. It has to do with you and how you choose to work your program." It is a symbol of taking personal responsibility and, in my case, finding a higher power to lean on when I'm not strong enough to exercise that responsibility.

I'm truly proud of my buddy for her year, but this effort and growth doesn't stop. I recall the elation I was feeling when I slid my one-year chunk of brass into my jeans pocket. My late friend and sometime mentor Matty Kargl--a tat00-covered, motorcycle-riding, Brooklyn-born veteran of the drinking wars--leaned over and quietly said, "Don't get too smug. It takes five years to get all the shit out of your system and to be really sober." It was a sobering moment ... so to speak. Matty gave me my five-year chip.

Griffith's Opponent: Nice Try, Ma'am

I just read the brief profile of Ginnie Weisz (right), the woman running against Salem Del. Morgan Griffith, the majority leader of the Virginia House of Delegates and, as I assumed from the start, she has no chance to win. None. Nada. Book on it.

Nice. Intelligent. Accomplished. Impressive woman from what I read. And no chance. It'll be 70-30 percent. So sad. Nice guys finish last. Or second to people who are utterly incompetent, in this case.

But, hey, the picture is an improvement over the one on her Web site.

The profile is here.

New Play Coming From Studio Roanoke

Studio Roanoke is closing in on its production of Maura Campbell’s "Rosalee Was Here" (directed by Cheryl Snodgrass). Kenley Smith’s new theater on Campbell Avenue in downtown Roanoke (one block off City Market) is taking on new and sometimes edgy works that will challenge you.

I’ve seen a couple of them already and I can testify that this is good theater. It’s not always going to be top-level stuff, but Kenley’s an adventurous guy, willing to take a chance on new people and new works and I think that’s worth your support.

Here’s the synopsis of this effort: "It’s the story of a young Hispanic girl placed on constant surveillance, provided by Molly, a teacher's aide with her own family problems.

"Within the confines imposed by the middle school principal who is compelled to enforce the harsh rules and restrictions imposed by the educational and juvenile justice systems, Molly attempts to help Rosalee struggle with issues of personal identity and freedom.

"Inspired by actual events, Maura Campbell has crafted a moving and often very funny commentary on the insanity of any system that does not account for its own flows and imperfections."

The new play runs June 23-28 at 8 p.m., with matinees on Saturday and Sunday at p.m. tickets are $10.

My Pal Picks Up the Gauntlet

Business Journal's Elizabeth Parsons addresses the panel at NCTC this a.m.^

My colleague, pal* and nemesis Elizabeth Parsons was in fine form this morning, introducing a good show at the NewVa Corridor Technology Council Technology & Toast breakfast in Blacksburg. You can read about the discussion--a good one centering on public relations and advertising--at moreFRONT.

I was tickled to see Elizabeth. It was the first time I've seen her since she referred to one of her colleagues (whom she didn't name, but I deduced to be moi) in a column as "unethical" and "bitter," a guy who didn't hesitate to criticize others because he's so devoid of ideas. Except for the bitter part, I guess that would be me, though I think a better word than "unethical" would be "combative," words I see people getting confused upon occasion, especially when the barbs are pointed in their direction. It's so much easier to attack the messenger than the message. I do it on occasion when I'm not certain how to respond or when my opponent has a good point that I don't want to admit.

I have criticized Elizabeth's publication--the Blue Ridge Business Journal, which I helped launch and build over 20 years and which she edits now--because I believe the people in charge of it have tossed it into the toilet, diminishing some fine work over many years. I think Elizabeth has done some good things as editor (she's smart and resourceful), but I think that she's facing a pretty steep mountain with no hiking boots.

In any case, I was tickled to see her swing back. A brisk competition is good for everybody and when it has an edge, it's even better. Good for you Elizabeth.

(* Elizabeth may argue about the "pal" part, but I like her and our competition won't make me like her any less. In fact, the more fiercely she fights, the more I'll respect her.)

Reporting Changes Underway at Roanoke Times

(I posted this a few days ago, but noting it was nearly a month old, took it down because I thought it was not timely. Apparently, few people are aware of the changes being made at the region's largest newspaper, changes that will affect the news many read. So here it is again.)

The Roanoke Times is preparing to reorganize its news reporters and some editors to emphasize "what should we look like and how should we operate as a smaller newsroom?” Executive Editor Carole Tarrant (pictured) asked in a memo to the staff. Most of these changes will be implemented by the end of June, according to the memo.

Tarrant announced several structural changes that "we hope [will] reinforce [certain] priorities within the newsroom and our readership as a whole.” Emphasizing that the company's target reader remains a mother with children at home (a goal it shares with Bella magazine), she wrote that "the entire company is re-evaluating how to work in the most efficient manner. We recognize that we've taken many steps in that direction already, with a number of newsroom jobs transformed altogether or not filled ... The challenges we faced as an industry before the recession will remain--and even intensify. It is not likely, in fact, that we will be hiring from outside for the rest of this year.” [The rumor mill suggests that last statement might be premature.]

Among the changes:

• Steve Hemphill becomes sports team leader,” replacing Jeff Gilbert, who will teach journalism at Cedarville University.
• New Channels editor Dwayne Yancey will supervise Chris Winston at The Current (the paper's New River Valley edition), consolidating niche publications under one senior-level manager. Yancey "will be a conduit between the news and advertising staffs that work on Current, newrivervalley.com and a planned TMC entertainment pub.”
• Natalee Waters has been named photo "team leader."
• Rob Lunsford will report to Andrew Svec in a change that "will effectively merge the art and advance design teams [and] increase the collaboration between the designers and the graphic artists."
• Stephanie Ogilvie will join roanoke.com as dayside delivery editor, "which will focus on roanoke.com's greatest advantage--the ’now-ness’ it offers.” Her previous position will not be filled.
• Matt Chittum will become part of the "public safety team" and "will retain his data delivery duties.”
• Mike Allen becomes arts beat reporter/blogger and Kevin Kittredge will be one of two new regional [general assignment reporters] in features. Allen will cover Botetourt, Lexington and points north and Ralph Berrier will work the New River Valley "and points south."

Not reported in this memo was that schools reporter David Harrison is reported to be planning to attend graduate school beginning in the next few months.

Greenway To Connect in Front of Roanoke Memorial Hospital By October

The greenway will extend from this bridge (white pavement, ending abruptly here) and go beneath the pedestrian bridge in the background, just below the parking garage.

My wife, who is with the city's public information department, sent me this (and man am I happy about it!):

"Construction is expected to begin on the missing section of the Roanoke River Greenway during the weekend of July 4th, with a targeted completion date of Oct. 2009. This approximate 600-foot section will connect to the existing lower trail bridge (which stops abruptly in front of Roanoke Memorial Hospital now), cross under Carlion's pedestrian walkway, and run alongside Hamilton Terrace until it connects back into the existing trail near the former Piedmont Street location."

I'd wondered how that was going to be done and now we know. At this point, a rider or walker has to exit the greenway at one of its most dangerous intersections directly in front of the hospital where the traffic count is high. This will make for a much more leisurely ride.

Kurt Rheinheimer's Short Fiction Class Tomorrow at Center in Square

Just a brief reminder that Kurt Rheinheimer's "Short Fiction" class in the Arts Council of the Blue Ridge series is tomorrow night (Tuesday) at Center in the square, 7-8:30. This class has been popular at the Roanoke Regional Writers Conference in the past and we're hoping for a good crowd. See you there. Kurt, of course, is the editor of The Roanoker magazine and a highly thought-of short fiction writer. His most recent collection of stories is Little Criminals.

Me and Maddy Down By the Ball Yard

Saw my buddy/grandkid Madeline at the Salem-Myrtle Beach game this evening. Salem's been pretty awful of late (four straight shutouts, one of which it won) and it blew a pretty good lead tonight. I didn't stay, so I have no clue who won.

Frankly, I'm not so sure that more than 10 percent of the people in the Salem Red Sox park at any given moment give a purple poop who wins. Last night's crowd was reported at more than capacity for the 5,500-seat stadium (6,100) for a team that had just lost three straight shutouts. It's such a pretty place to watch a game, though, that the baseball is often secondary.

New Journalism Delivery System: Here It Comes

At a time when newspapers are near the end of their string of centuries of dominance of delivering news to the public comes the news that the Associated Press--long the base for much of the non-local news in the local paper--will deliver investigative journalism from non-profit sources in the coming months. This is an experiment, but it looks like the next logical step in the process of changing over from newspapers to whatever's next.

The New York Times' story this morning says that reporting from Center for Public Integrity, the Investigative Reporting Workshop at American University, the Center for Investigative Reporting, and ProPublica will be delivered to 1,500 news outlets, as any other AP dispatches would show up on copy editors' computers.

The AP says the experiment will last for six months. It reports that "independent groups doing investigative journalism have grown in number and size, fueled by foundations and wealthy patrons, and are offering their work to newspapers, magazines, television and radio news programs, and news Web sites. ProPublica was created in 2007 and the Investigative Reporting Workshop in 2008. The Center for Investigative Reporting has operated for more than three decades, and is doubling in size. The four groups combined have more than 50 professional journalists."

In our own region, we have a miniature non-profit version of news gathering at New River Voice, Tim Jackson's newspaper-turned-Web site in Radford.

Deeds Shoots Out To Six-Point Lead (Surprise?!? That Would Be a No)

That's Creigh Deeds celebrating his "upset," which was no upset>

Throughout the primary season, the constant drumbeat from the Democrats was that this or that candidate was the only one who stood a chance against Republican Bob McDonald. I can't tell you how many times that line of reasoning forced me--absolutely no choice--into saying, "Bullshit! How's a short version of George Bush going to beat even an orangutan if the Dems choose to go with that candidate?"

The Repubs are in complete disarray, devoid of any ideas save the same crap we've heard for the past 20 years and this McDonald fellow fairly screams: "MORE OF THE SAME; LONG LIVE THE BUSH LEGACY!"

Now comes this (OK, it's from the Dems' campaign boys, but it's as good as anything floating around out there and we'll filter out the rhetoric):

"After touting Bob McDonnell as their best hope for a Virginia victory and stocking his coffers with cash, Republicans are now scrambling to catch up with our new Democratic candidate ... It's only been three days since Sen. Creigh Deeds won the [Democratic] primary, and the early numbers are promising, with Rasmussen's poll yesterday giving him a six-point lead over McDonnell."

Told you so. Don't underestimate Deeds. He's formidable and even his opponents like him.

An Opponent for Griffith--After a Fashion

Ginny Weisz takes on Griffith>

I was energized recently when I was told (incorrectly as it turned out) that Dave "Mudcat" Saunders--the veteran Democratic Party insider from Roanoke County--was mounting a campaign to unseat Salem Delegate Morgan Griffith, the majority leader of the Virginia House of Delegates and one of the worst representatives of any district in Virginia for many years. His has been a tenure marked with a complete lack of accomplishment, of sending our tax money to other sectors of Virginia, by extreme partisanship and the kind of politics of hate that I abhor.

Too bad about Mudcat because I suspected the "mud" in his name would be slung hard and that Griffith would have been softened up for defeat in the next election. It's almost impossible to beat an incumbent in Virginia and, as Tom Perriello found out, softening up the opponent in a race or two ahead of yours (as Al Weed did to Virgil Goode) is of great benefit. Mudcat could have thrown some hefty roundhouse punches and though he wouldn't have won, people voting for Griffith would have held their noses while pulling the lever (as they should in any case).

Now comes the word that one Ginny Weisz, a long-time party activist who lives on Bent Mountain and is an assistant professor at the Radford University School of Nursing, will be Griffith's Democratic opponent (barring any other entries). I don't see a lot of benefit here. There's a complete lack of name recognition and my guess is that she is not the kind of gutter political veteran who is needed to punch out Griffith with hard personal campaigning. (It would go something like this: "My opponent, a lawyer who defends rich drunk drivers ..." or "My opponent, who believes students should be able to take hunting rifles to school, drunks should be able to go into bars armed (maybe so they can drive afterwards], and that we should all be able to take a Magnum 44 to the park for a day with the kids ..." or "My opponent, who professes to believe the government has no place supporting the arts and culture, but who has been responsible for huge expenditures for museums in Roanoke and Salem ...".)

Remember this about politics: who's right doesn't mean a damn thing. Reason and intelligence are without merit. A great resume gets the voters' attention for nearly a second. Creative marketing and hard punches against incumbents (preferably something to do with public bathrooms and little boys) win the day.

I wish Ms. Weisz all the best and hope she'll clobber this thoroughly incapable representative. But I doubt she will.

(Note: Somebody please help this woman with her Web site. Especially the photo. I volunteer to take a better one and, frankly, just about anything would be better than what you see here--copied from the site.)

April Drummond's Newest Play Packs the House

Here's April Drummond with her favorite blogger (right) and a scene from today's play (that's her daughter at the right)^

OK, I'll go ahead and say it: April Drummond will win a Pulitzer Prize for one of her plays in the next 10 years. There. Done.

Christina and I (and a packed house) just saw a production of April's short play, "The Way To a Man's Heart," at Studio Roanoke--the lunchtime free play that replaced Mill Mountain Theatre's Centerpieces--and it was simply splendid, full of street truth, precise comic timing and a hoot-inducing twist at the end. This was pure April with that innate voice of hers splashing through and onto the stage. She is a natural and Hollins (where she is a junior--as a 40-year-old with seven children) is making her a polished natural.

Kenley Smith's Studio Roanoke is quickly filling the void left by MMT and the infrequency of plays at other venues in Roanoke. The fact that a full house showed up at lunch today demonstrates that there is a hungry audience out there. Find a schedule--which I couldn't do online--and go to a play here. It's a real adventure (and Kenley finally got rid of those folding chairs and has some comfortable seats).

Kurt Rheinheimer Next Week's Writers Workshop Speaker

Kurt Rheinheimer of The Roanoker Magazine and a respected writer of short fiction will be the presenter at June's Arts Council of the Blue Ridge Writers Workshops series. This one is Tuesday (June 16) at Center in the Square, 2nd floor.

Kurt is known especially for his baseball fiction, which has been featured in a number of collections, and his Little Criminals was received well and reviewed favorably by The New York Times. He has been a popular fixture at the first two Roanoke Regional Writers Conferences and his tips on writing have been popular among local writers.

The class starts at 7 p.m. and it is free to everyone, regardless of writing skill or interest. Be sure to take a pen and pad to class. Call Rhonda Hale at the Arts Council to register (540-224-1205). Here's the schedule and the contact information:

June 16, 7-8:30 p.m. Kurt Rheinheimer-"Writing Short Fiction"

July 21, 7-8:30 p.m. Cara Modisett-"What Magazine Editors Want from You"

August 18, 7-8:30 p.m. Gene Marrano-"Freelance Writing in This Market"

September 15, 7-8:30 p.m. David Paxton, Lawyer-"Protecting Yourself Legally"

October 15, 7-8:30 p.m. Joe Schaban, CPA-"The Financial Side of Writing"

November 17, 7-8:30 p.m. Sharyn McCrumb, "Keepers of the Legends: Using History and Folklore in Novels and Short Stories."

Admission: FREE, except Sharyn McCrumb's class, which costs $10.

For more information or to register for these free workshops please contact:

Rhonda Hale rhale@theartscouncil.org or 540-224-1205

The Arts Council of the Blue Ridge

20 Church Ave. SE, Roanoke, VA 24011

www.theartscouncil.org

Northern Virginia High Schools Near the Top

Blacksburg High is the top-performing high school in the region, according to the survey>

The NYTimes this a.m. has an interesting look at the 1,500 top performing public high schools in the country and 25 of the top 200 are in Virginia, almost all in the D.C. area where the money is.

The best from Virginia is HB Woodlawn of Arlington at 36. The top high school from this area is Blacksburg High at 410, followed by Heritage of Lynchburg at 1,383 and Patrick Henry of Roanoke (surprise!) at 1,421. I did not see another local school in the top 1,500.

Virginia had seven of the top 100 schools on the list.

Here's The Times' explanation of how the list was arrived at: "Public schools are ranked according to a ratio devised by Jay Mathews: the number of Advanced Placement, Intl. Baccalaureate and/or Cambridge tests taken by all students at a school in 2008 divided by the number of graduating seniors. All of the schools on the list have an index of at least 1.000; they are in the top 6 percent of public schools measured this way."

Yeah, But What About Real Role Models?

Into the Disney cast of Princesses charges Tiana (below), poor thing

In this overprotective, kid-centric culture of ours, I have no explanation for the Princess Phenomenon other than the simple fact that marketing trumps good sense, materialism has more meaning than role models of substance, that spending equals good.

Else, my suspicion is that Walt Disney's princesses, regardless of their race, creed or color would have been laughed outa here as impossibly frivolous and even dangerous stereotypes years ago. But it didn't happen and now our little girls are dressing as a variety of dependent, entitled little beauties whose only goal in life is to be pretty and to marry that guy with the big horse. The sooner the better, so let's get a nice boob job at 13 to enhance--so to speak--our chances, ladies.

Disney's newest profit center ... uh, princess ... breaks ground in that she's African American and stars in "The Princess and the Frog." This is ground I'm wondering if my African bretheren need to have seen broken. Equality is great when what's being sought is desirable. This princess, Tiana, is so hot she gets to have a Brizilian boyfriend, and we have to wonder what are the young African American boys thinking about not qualifying as princes.

I don't know exactly how this story will play out, but it appears to be yet another chapter in the saga of young women--girls--using their "feminine wiles" as they were once called, in order to entrap rich young men so the princesses-in-waiting can get what they deserve: a castle full of clothes and other necessities, a stable of the best Arabian stallions, 100 handmaidens, all the makeup Max Factor can imagine and, well, whatever they want to imagine.

She's a princess. She's pretty. She's entitled. She won the prince and never has to lift a finger--not to mention a brain--again.

So who's responsible for this misplaced emphasis? Marketers? Yes. A society that places far too much value on being pretty and not enough on having something under all that hair besides air? Yes. Mothers? Yes. Fathers? Not so much, in my experience (let me emphasize in my experience so Betsy Gehman won't call me a "misogynist" again). Grandfathers? Not this one.

I don't know where I'm going with this except to scream fecklessly into the digital netherworld. Nothing I can say or do will change anything. My granddaughter and your child will continue to gather mounds of princess gear at every occasion and when, at some point in the future, she is lying on the shrink's couch lamenting her tortured childhood, not a soul will dare point to a body image created by Disney animators, to values built on a cartoon storyboard, to interests formed by marketers whose only goal is to sell "product," no matter how that's accomplished--even at the cost of the very culture they seek to shape. These are as completely amoral a group of people as it is possible to create.

All this is an exasperating thought, one I had hoped not to have again after George Bush left Washington.

OK, This Time the Seat Fits ... I Hope

Out with the old (looking pitiful at the curb; don't you just want to go hug it?) and in with the new and hopeful (above)^

It was something more than 30 years ago when I lost my chair and I'm not sure I'll ever replace it. This girlfriend of mine was preparing to move in with me and she made this announcement: "the chair goes or I stay." Given the raging hormones of the moment, the chair went and the girlfriend moved in--for a few weeks. As it turned out, I lost them both with very little ceremony. I miss one of them dreadfully and have for all those three decades.

Today, after grumbling incessantly about the sofa Christina (generously and thoughtfully) bought me a couple of years ago, I finally got the courage to take it to the front curb, attach a sign to it ("FREE to good home--or bad home--but FREE!") and set about finding a replacement. I found that at Tanglewood Mall at a little shop that sells furniture (but doesn't even consider how the purchaser might get the purchase home). There, I found a sofa and love seat combo, both of which seemed to fit my aging, sagging, too-soft body and I got excited, rushed to get Christina's approval, called my friend Kurt Navratil and--in the course of what seemed like minutes--had a new sitting spot all set up.

Now, will it work? Who knows. But the butt in search of a restful seat for reading (with a nice Edith Piaf CD on in the background) and watching old movies (Bette Davis' "Letters" right now) has renewed hope.

(Update: Some lovely soul adopted the old sofa overnight while I slept.)

Radio Essay Queen Working To Get You On-Air

My good friend Janis Jaquith has a new, added role at WVTF Public Radio these days and that's good news for those of you who write essays and want to get them on the radio. Janis is, for my money, the best of all the radio essayists I've heard locally or nationally and she is now recruiting writers, coaching them and editing their work for WVTF's news director Rick Mattioni.

Here's what she has to say about it:

I'm trying on a new hat: it's an "essays editor for WVTF" chapeau, and I could use a little help from my friends. My goal is to raise the bar for these local, on-air commentaries, and to breathe new life into this performance art -- one that is unique to National Public Radio and its affiliate stations.

So, if you (or anyone you know) live or work in the WVTF broadcast area, and would like to have your voice reach some 75,000 listeners of "Morning Edition" as they brush their teeth or drive to work, I hope you'll submit an essay. And since solid writing + engaging delivery = great radio, I'll be happy to coach those whose essays are accepted for broadcast in the art of on-air delivery. I can do that in person, or over the phone. Email me, and we'll arrange something.

Additionally, WVTF is making plans to host essay workshops in several locations this summer. I don't have the details yet. [The arts Council of the Blue Ridge is also sponsoring writing classes monthly and radio essays are on tap in the coming months.]

Part of my task is to recruit good writers from all corners of the WVTF broadcast area, which is huge. So, if you know writers in other parts of the broadcast area (which includes parts of other states) I hope you'll forward this to them. A map and submission guidelines are on the WVTF website.

We are looking for essays that are rooted in Virginia experience (or North Carolina, or West Virginia experience, for writers in those parts of the broadcast area.) In other words: local color. Essays should be submitted to news producer Beverly Amsler. If you would like me to have a look at your essay with an eye toward making it radio-ready, you can send it to me for a look-see or an edit before you submit it to Beverly. If you become a regular essayist, you'll likely be asked to sign a contract. Good news: it's writer-friendly, and you keep your copyright.)

Having broadcast something like a hundred of these radio essays over the past decade, including a bunch on national shows, I can tell you that this experience is a whole lot of fun. And if you have a book or Web site or organization you'd like to promote, the announcer can mention it in your bio following your essay. So, what do you say? You wanna be on the radio?

Janis is a pro who will treat your work--and you--with respect. She's a fine writing teacher, a better writer and you'll thoroughly enjoy working with her. I recommend this entire enterprise. One thing to remember: never sign away your rights to your work unless you're being paid. Some day you might want to turn your essays into a book and you'd have to get permission from somebody who might be as writer-friendly as Janis.

One more thing, there is no payment associated with these essays. Like so much having to do with writing, we write because we love it, not because it is lucrative.

Republican Philosophy: A Brief--Undeniable--Overview

A Republican pal of mine asked me today who I was voting for in the upcoming elections and when I answered, he wanted to know if I had considered any of the Republican candidates. "No," I said, "I oppose Republican philosophy."

He was not so much surprised as curious as to what exactly I meant by that, so I explained and asked him to please correct me if I was wrong on any of this. Here's what my impression of Republican philosophy is:

• Republicans believe any American should be able to own any gun he wants and should be allowed to take that gun any place he wants at any time.
• Republicans believe that women should not be able to choose whether they have a baby, or whether a person has the right to die at a time of his choosing with a physician's assistance. These are government options, they believe.
• Republicans believe the right to marry the person of his choice is a government decision, not a private decision. Certain people, therefore, may not marry, generally based upon the religious belief of a majority of Republicans.
• Republicans believe that the government should refuse the use of certain medicines, which the medical community has approved for use (think marijuana).
  
• Republicans believe we have the right to invade other countries if we think they might be considering harming us or if they differ with us on policy.
• Republicans believe that people should be able to smoke cigarettes when and where they choose and that the government has no right to require businesses to be smoke free or children to be protected from smoke.
• Republicans believe that the government has the right to kill people convicted of crimes.
• Republicans believe that people suspected of terrorism have no rights and that they can be held indefinitely without trial, without explanation, without evidence.
• Republicans believe that the economy is more important than the environment, that business is not responsible for pollution, that global warming is a myth and that the market will create a good environment.
• Republicans have denied and tried to influence scientific research.
• Many Republicans believe the Theory of Evolution is a hoax and have demanded that alternatives be taught.
• Republicans believe public prayer should be required in schools and at many public functions.
  
• Republicans believe that the war with Iraq was necessary, righteous and prudent.
• Republicans believe that we should be able to have as many children as we want under any circumstances.
• Republicans believe that health care, insurance, retirement pensions and education are the responsibility of the individual and not of the state.
  
• Republicans believe that, in general, the state has no business supporting the arts.
• Republicans believe the Fairness Doctrine (giving all political viewpoints a chance on our airwaves) was bogus.
• Republicans believe that individuals' access to the courts should be curtailed.
• Republicans believe business should not--in general--be regulated, even for health, safety, worker protection, product liability, fair wages and benefits practices and that union activity should be discouraged at every level possible.
• Republicans believe that, by and large, taxes should be eliminated or reduced, especially on businesses and on the wealthy, creating a "trickle-down effect" dependent upon the largesse of said businesses and wealthy individuals.

I may have missed one or two items here, but that's basically what I had in mind. I'd love to hear an argument that it's not true.

Design '09? What's Eldon Talking About?

Eldon Karr is up to something again. The last time he was up to something, Design '79 was the result. He has a new plan, a new method and a new target, but he has the same enthisiasm and the same intense level of ideas. And he wants your help. Go here to find out what this is all about.

Hey, Grandpa, What's for Supper? Part Deux

OK, boys and girls, it's suppertime again and tonight we have a lovely tuna-basil salad on a bed of lettuce, garnished with Feta, artichoke hearts, dried cranberries and grape tomatoes. It's surrounded with fresh cantaloupe.

TUNA SALAD
2-7 oz packages of tuna
2 large tbsp sweet relish
1/2 tsp celery seed
2 tsp dried onions (or 1/4 fresh onion crushed)
1/4-1/2 cup plain yogurt
1/4 cup chopped parsley
1/4 cup chopped basil
2 tsp lemon juice

PRESENTATION
Mix it thoroughly and lay it on a bed of lettuce that has been wet down with a blend of lemon juice, oilve oil and very light sea salt.

Sprinkle on tomatoes, cranberries, quartered canned artichokes, sliced Feta (or, my preference, Bulgarian sheep's milk cheese that you find at Mediterranean or East European grocery stores). Surround it with sliced canteloupe.

DIGESTION
Eat. Slowly. Chew 100 times. Don't play with your food ...

HARK! What Spyeth I in the Trash Can? Could It Be ...

Could that possibly be a freshly-printed, newly-arrived, totally-unread copy of the Blue Ridge Business Journal resting comfortably--as if it had found a home--in the trash can beside the desk of a prominent Roanoke physician? Closer examination reveals the shocking truth. More at 11 p.m.

(Later-like say 11 p.m.: Let us further note that the doctor's office closely resembled a landfill with its clutter and just about the only thing I could find that she'd thrown away in quite some time was said Journal.)

And End To An Interesting "Reign"

Darlene Burcham was city manager of Roanoke for a long time before I got to know her. Our paths rarely crossed--because I didn't cover City Council as the editor of a business publication--and I didn't get the feeling of warm fuzzies coming from her, in any case. I'd introduced myself shortly after she got here and she promptly forgot who I am, so I just ignored it.

Over the years, I've criticized and praised her work and have been baffled at her recent penchant for making decisions without citizen input--an invitation for rebellion in this country, this state and this city.

My wife went to work in the city manager's office nearly two years ago and during that time, I have come to know and like--a lot--the tall redhead, who has lost a lot of weight in the past year. I've taken to calling her "supermodel."

This evening, Roanoke City Council--as expected--set an end to her often tumulteous tenure in Roanoke with a "retirement" date of March 1, 20010. They'll need that much time to replace her with a quality hire, but they won't get another city manager who has such class in the face of diversity, regardless of what other traits the new city manager has.

Darlene (and she insists she is not "Ms. Burcham") has shown far more class in this than members of council have, but I don't suppose that's totally unexpected, since politicians don't generally roll over into that area.

I want to wish Darlene well. Hers has been an interesting reign, as The Roanoker Magazine might term it.

(Note: Here are some comments I've received from my Facebook post:

(Former City Councilman Bill Carder says, "I agree with you. Having worked with her I can tell you, she is not only a warm person who loves this city but is a real professional in every way. It will be like Bern Ewart: today's heel, tomorrows hero."

(Lisa Soltis says:"She's the best! Sad loss for us, I'm sorry to say."

(Kemper Fant: "I think we have been extremely fortunate to have someone like Burcham leading Roanoke over the past 10 years. I haven't agreed with all of her decisions and have strongly opposed a few, but she took the bull by the horns, got rid of the dead weight, and made this city her priority. She worked her butt off and we have made tremendous gains through her intellect, experience and guidance. I don't personally know her, but I trust the judgment of the competent folks I know who work or worked for the city, and who respect her despite not being in her inner circle. That speaks loudest of all. I'm going to trust council's decision but not without somewhat of a skeptical eye. I do think that managing this city by committee, which is essentially what a "strong city council" is, is a mistake. Roanoke City Council has failed to provide competent leadership on critical issues in the past. Autonomy is essential if they hire any talent."

(Julie Snowman of Lynchburg: "Guts, class and leadership are good traits. I wish her good luck."

(David Perry: "Having just moved here in 2007 (though a native) my first impression was that the city was well-run and provided a lot to its citizens. Careful what you wish for, City Council...you just might get it.")