Friday, January 6, 2012

Headline of the Day: I Am Not Making This Up

The Beez
From the Huffington Post today:

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested By Madison, Wisc., Police

(The Beezer--or Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, if you prefer--was busted for carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation. The Artist Formerly Known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke is single and enjoys eating, standing, walking and thinking, which is probably why he is single.)

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