Ha ha. Yes, this is quite a fantasy scenario. *eye roll*
Jill: I'm told he chased the crack with pee-pee from the other side. Ewwwwwwwwwww. Grooooooooooos.
I refuse to click on the link to find out whether this is real. And, in fact, I am forgetting about it as of this post!
Anyone still traumatiized?