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This brings up the question, "How'd they find it?"

Doctors Remove Pieces of Senator's Brain After Stroke

From the Huffington Post

A Good Little Country Station With Rustic Tax Advice

I don't know how Classic Country, WBRF and WWWJ in Galax, popped up on my car radio today, but it was a welcome visitor. This is a station entirely too far away and in too small a place to be as clear as a local station, but there it was playing some pretty good music.

I like country music from quite a few years ago. Not so much because it was more pure or less extensively produced, but ... well, because I do. How the hell can you explain taste?

What caught me, though, and led to this post, wasn't so much the music as it was a tax professional who was giving advice to the locals employing a Southwestern Virginia accent that would make Andy Griffith (from nearby Mt. Airy) sound like a snotty New Yorker. This guy was rustic. And his advice was spot-on, intelligent and clear. I listened for the entire drive and loved every minute of it.

The station's official spot on the dial is 98, but I brought it in on 96.9 in Roanoke and set my selector dealie there.

Roanoke Blogging (Etc.) Makes National News

A website called NetNewsCheck (here) has an interesting look at internet communication in Roanoke in its latest issue. Your favorite editr is quoted extensively on the second page of the piece, talking about blogging.

Callum Borchers, who wrote the piece, seems to be under the impression that this is a backwater, but one that is ahead of the curve when it comes to using the 'net. We're a "sleepy Southern town"  and Peter Veith, editor of Virginia Lawyers Weekly, says, “Nobody wants to say we’re a backwater, but maybe we’re not chasing as fast as some other places.” The story says 28 percent of Roanokers don't have internet at home. It did not report how many don't have indoor plumbing.

Peter said of your favorite editr: “He’s a very caustic writer. He can be profane. He’s got a burr in his saddle. He’s a bit of a maverick.” Your favorite editr prefers "grumpy old man."

In any case, Borchers, who obviously ain't from around here, takes a look at the "local" television station WSET, which is in Lynchburg (Roanoke has several VT stations of its own, thank you very much, two of which he mentions later) and he examines the local daily newspaper's foray into the 'net, one it says it is increasing exponentially in the future. Borchers found the paper's site to be exciting and vibrant. Many of us find it to be almost impossible to navigate.

Borchers writes about an important first amendment case that originated in Christiansburg over a blog post, as well. Good piece. Read it.

'Red Tails': Don't Waste Your Evening

The sad truth about "Red Tails" is that the men it seeks to recognize become cartoon characters in a movie that winds up glorifying war.

In a film where the star is special effects, some decent actors (Cuba Gooding Jr. among them) are wasted with lockerroom rah-rah speeches and sportsbar conversation. There is nothing courageous about the movie--it depicts these men as victims rather than honest Americans fighting for their country--and there is little to recommend it beyond its look.

I would love to see an honest look at these African-American pilots who acquited themselves well in one of the more difficult theaters of the war, but it doesn't look like that's on the horizon and this certainly wasn't it.

Griffith's (and My) Take on the State of the Union

Following is 9th District Congressman Morgan Griffith's response to Barack Obama's State of the Union address last night (with a few parenthetical comments from moi):

“While President Obama talks a good game, three years of failed economic policies and government overreach say otherwise (the "failed" policies are well on the way to bailing out eight years of George Bush's economic disaster). The President has said repeatedly that we need to create more jobs and grow the economy (he has done that).

"However, just last week, he rejected the Keystone XL pipeline permit (an ecological disaster waiting to happen), which would have created thousands of immediate American jobs. In addition,burdensome regulations are tying the hands of small business owners (while protecting workers, assuring a liveable wage and establishing that owners can't do anything they damn well please, regardless of who's hurt by it). When it comes to jobs, his record does not match his rhetoric (he has re-created a lot of jobs from the Bush rubble).

"If President Obama is truly interested in creating an economy ‘built to last,’ he needs to support regulatory relief for job creators, invest in America’s abundant energy resources, and rein in government spending (best described as "bullshit," especially the preference for polluting energy sources over the creation of clean energy and its accompanying economic development).

“Since taking office, I have learned that President Obama’s version of compromise means moving only toward his position (you're kidding, right?). But that is not the way it is supposed to work. President Obama and the Democrats in Congress need to come to the center (the Repubs fell off the playing field on the right and can't move to the center), instead of creating more gridlock in Washington. Hardworking American taxpayers deserve nothing less.”

This guy is the very definition of the Republican lunatic fringe. I'm embarrassed that he represents a portion of Virginia.

Roanoke Regional Writers Conference Sold Out

The Roanoke Regional Writers Conference, for the second straight year, is a sellout.

All 150 spots were gone by noon today, according to Christine Powell, who runs special programs for Hollins University and who helps operate the conference.

This year, we relied heavily on social media to get the message out and it has worked strongly to our advantage. We have a couple of media events coming up that will effectively be moot, since we can't sell any more spots.

I want to thank all of the faculty members, students and anybody else who helped with this. You spreading the word has made us a success again.

South Carolina and Republican Infidelity

Republican family watches debate on Channel 1956.

Is it just me or is there something in the South Carolina water that tells Republican politicians that fooling around is OK and even fits nicely with their family values mantra? Else, how would one explain:

Newt Gingrich wins the South Carolina primary easily, despite his serial indiscressions, all well-known and documented. Newtie not only doesn't apologize for his behavior, he blames it on the media. Good place to go when you're guilty, Republican and looking to change the subject. They call it the MSM, Mainstream Media.

Gov. Nikki Haley has been at the center of a storm for screwing a blogger, a lobbyist and an aid to former Gov. Mark Sanford (she says she didn't, but who wouldn't say that?). She was said to have a love nest in Washington and that she and her husband had an open marriage, meaning they could mess around without pissing each other off.

Gov. Mark Sanford's name might also ring a bell, since he's the guy who disappeared for a while, "hiking on the Appalachian Trail," he said. Nobody could find him, not even the ravenous media. The trail turned out to be a euphemism for heating up Argentina with his hottie mistress. He later quoted the Bible to explain what happened and why people should just damn well forget it.

Too bad Herman Cain isn't still around. He and Newtie would have cooked the S.C. primary.

(Photo: politicalspundit.blogspot.com)

Well, Shoot! I Don't See What's So Funny, Sir

Newt Gingrich's campaign expenditure in South Carolina, $1 million-plus. Calista Gingrich's most recent hair styling bill, $340,720. President Obama's reaction, priceless.

Oh, Newtie, You're Just a Funny, Funny Boy

Newtie's a real knee-slapper.

A website called "Addicting Info" has listed 18 quotes from Newt Gingrich that will give you a look at the inside a man of great Republican character ... or is that "another of those Republican characters"? (I threw in a few other quotes for good measure from a variety of sources.)

Here's some of what Gingrich, whom the Repubs consider an intellectual, has said in the past. God knows what he'll say today:

• “The problem isn’t too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.”
• “I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power.”
• “Gingrich – Primary mission, Advocate of civilization, Definer of civilization, Teacher of the rules of civilization, Leader of the civilizing forces.” (Newt on Newt.)
• “The most serious, systematic revolutionary of modern times.” (Newt on Newt II.)
• “It doesn’t matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live.”
• “Now, we don’t get rid of it in round one because we don’t think that that’s politically smart, and we don’t think that’s the right way to go through a transition. But we believe it’s going to wither on the vine because we think people are voluntarily going to leave it — voluntarily.” (Newt on Medicare.)
• “She isn’t young enough or pretty enough to be the president’s wife.” (Newt on his first wife.)
• “It is tragic what we do in the poorest neighborhoods, entrapping children in child laws which are truly stupid … These schools should get rid of unionized janitors, have one master janitor, pay local students to take care of the school.” (Newt on how to get rid of unions.)
• “We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto.” (Observation: A large percentage of those lobbying for a national language--English--neither speak nor write it as well as many of our immigrants and would be loath to pass the literacy test they want to give those immigrants.)
• "We should have two requirements for citizenship. You have to learn American history and pass a test about America, and you have to do it in English." (See note above.)
• “The left-wing Democrats will represent the party of total hedonism, total exhibitionism, total bizarreness, total weirdness, and the total right to cripple innocent people in the name of letting hooligans loose.” (Channeling his inner Rush Limbaugh.)
• “These people are sick. They are so consumed by their own power, by a Mussolini-like ego, that their willingness to run over normal human beings and to destroy honest institutions is unending.” (Channeling his inner Rush II.)
• “I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican party is that we don’t encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, and loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words.” (Newt channeling his inner Karl Rove.)
• “More people are on food stamps today because of Obama's policies than ever in history." (Like so much Newtie says, this is not true. There were more people on food stamps during the Bush II administration, making him the Welfare President, if you will.)
• "Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust Museum in Washington. There is no reason for us to accept a mosque next to the World Trade Center."
• "The secular-socialist machine represents as great a threat to America as Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union once did."
• "Public Broadcasting is a sandbox for the rich. The NEA and the HEH are simply enclaves of the left using your money to propagandize your children against your values."

(Photo: nationalconfidential.com)

Repubs Kick Dem Ass on Raising the Debt (Yay, Repubs!)

I found this floating around on Facebook. The data's from the Treasury Department. Might surprise a few of you. The score here is Republicans 359, Democrats 53 (with Obama bringing up the rear, scoring the least amount of increase). Repubs kick ass again.

'Amazon Tax' Issue Faces Virginia Lawmakers

Tori Williams, the lobbyist for the Roanoke Regional Chamber of Commerce, tells us there's an epic battle brewing between those who would tax online retail giants and those who want to continue their tax exemptions in Virginia.

Here's the report she just issued: 

Traditional brick and mortar establishments are urging lawmakers to require on-line retailers to collect sales taxes from their customers in Virginia.

Late last year, Amazon.com announced plans to invest $135 million to open two distribution centers in the Richmond region that will employ 1,350 people. Despite its physical presence in the Commonwealth, the on-line retailer will not be required to collect and remit state sales taxes. Trade groups representing traditional retailers contend that they face a competitive disadvantage by having to collect state sales taxes. In addition, they point out that the state is forfeiting millions of dollars in sales tax revenue. Amazon counters that its distribution centers are not legally considered retail establishments and are thus not required to collect and remit sales taxes.

During the 2010 session, legislation that would have required on-line retailers to collect the state sales tax passed the Senate but was tabled in a House Finance sub-committee. On Wednesday, the Virginia Alliance for Mainstreet Fairness ratcheted up the pressure on lawmakers to close this loophole by releasing a public opinion poll that showed strong support to close the on-line loophole.

Senator Frank Wagner (R-Virginia Beach) has introduced legislation to specify that a dealer that "maintains a distribution center, warehouse, fulfillment center, office, or similar location within the commonwealth that facilitates the delivery of property sold by the dealer to its customers" must collect and remit Virginia sales tax. 

The Chamber "supports equalization of tax collection for all retailers" and so does the editor. I don't want a local book store to go out of business because amazon.com doesn't have to pay taxes in this state (although I doubt a few cents on a book would make that big a difference; it's the principal: if you play, you pay).

(Graphic: betanews.com)

Musical Breasts: A Breakthrough in Communication

Lovely, but do they sing?

My friend Betsy Gehman sent the following:

"Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough ... because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

I love the idea of looking and listening and I suspect women will buy them by the thousands. No more ogling, no more sharp, "Will you please stop looking at those and look at my face!", no more sideways glances at a magnificent rack, no more explaining that I wasn't looking at that other woman's chest, I simply noticed the intelligence in her face. Oh, the humanity.

(Graphic: forums.beyondreal.com)