No More Hotdogs 'For the Rest of Their Lives'

This will become a hotdog. Wanna bite?

The World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) has just completed a detailed review of more than 7,000 clinical studies covering links between diet and cancer. Its conclusion is rocking the health world with startling bluntness: Processed meats are too dangerous for human consumption. Consumers should stop buying and eating all processed meat products for the rest of their lives.

--Institute for Natural Healing (here), which says this includes all the stuff you dearly love, but would be loathe to watch being made