The Real 'War on Christmas' Is Older Than Fox Nooze

"So the next time someone maintains that [he is] defending traditional American values by denouncing the War on Christmas, remind [him] of our 17th-century Puritan forefathers who refused to condone any celebration or even observance of the holiday. In America, our oldest Christmas tradition is, in fact, the War on Christmas."

--Rachael Schnepper in the NYTimes today