Lunch at the New Yorker Deli today was an exercise in truly awful judgement. I had the onion wheel, which I love. The onion wheel has about 2 million calories, half a ton of fat, three beer steins full of salt and sugar, a cubit of white flour, one of those deadly Claussen pickles, half a basket of onions (so I can't go around anybody after eating) and a partridge in a pear tree. On top of all that, the sandwich is almost unmanageable, so I wound up eating it with a fork. Don't tell my doc.