Having Pun With Funs

OK, so I fully understand that it is beneath our collective intellectual level to laugh at puns or—god forbid—repeat said puns. They represent the lowest form of humor (Shakespeare's dalliances with punnage notwithstanding) and they draw far more groans than laughs.

So, with that disclaimer, I send you to this Web site to feast on 25 truly awful puns that will have you rolling your eyes out of the back side of your head. (I will note that my friend Richard Rife sent these. I had nothing to do with it.)

Here you go (duck!):

• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
• A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
• Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

That’s all you get without going to the site. Don’t go. Please, don’t go.

(Graphic from daintyballerina.blogspot.com)