Joke of the Day: The Perfect Blind Date for Bob Marshall

Jenna Talackova

The news report tells us that 23-year-old Jenna Talackova finished among the final dozen contestants--of 61--in the Miss Universe Canada pageant yesterday and thus became the first transgender person ever to compete in that event.

What next? How about a date with Virginia Del. Bob Marshall, the nincompoop who sponsored the blocking of Virginia's first openly-gay judge and is quoted today as saying on national television that "sodomy is not a civil right." Maybe the 6-foot-1 and quite beautiful Jenna could teach him a thing or two about relationships.