|Bath eels. Yuck.|
Seems a tiny eel--one of thousands in a guy's bath (don't ask)--slithered up his ... well his ... uh. His pee-pee.
I don't know if that's every man's nightmare (it's not mine because this is the first time I ever heard of it), but it will be in my top 10--ranking somewhere near selling a house in this market--in the future.
Bet the guy doesn't take any more eel baths.