Here's a loaded 'dog; note the bacon. Mmmmmmmmm, health fooooooood^
I was driving through Franklin this morning, listening to some bluegrass on a local radio station when the announcer started promoting the Franklin County Health Expo to benefit the Free Clinic. "Come on over and get some good hot dogs and nachos," he said, apparently totally oblivious (as the organizers must be) of the health benefits of said dogs and 'chos.
There was no word on whether cigarettes and beer would be sold.