Monday, November 1, 2010

And the Lord Has Proclaimed: Griffith-Free Congress

When Biblical law was being laid down (in a draconian manner) in Leviticus 18, one of the admonitions not mentioned as directed by the LordGod was the election of Morgan Griffith to Congress. Guess it slipped God's mind with so much going on.

My feeling is the oversight wouldn't slip through the cracks today--one day before voting--and the the directive would be thus in a 31st verse: "Nor shall you vote for a Morgan Griffith, to defile yourself with thus vote, for verily I say, he doth not represent unto the 9th District, nor even unto the 6th. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. It also is perversion."

Same could be said to a slightly lesser degree over in the 5th District where Tom Perriello has the LordGod's blessing as a man of the people facing the representative of kings and nobles who would apply hidden taxes to the masses in the form of lower wages and lost jobs.

It hath been proclaimed throughout all the land to be thus.

(Graphic from choose-law.com)

7 comments:

  1. And the Tea Baggers think god is on their side!

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  2. For the record, I'm a conservative. (And not the religious-nut conservative, but a small-government conservative.)

    And this made me laugh out loud. Loved it.

    -- Peg

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  3. Please, Dan the Editor, let it be so.

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  4. And LordGod blessed the land and its people and freed them all from the abominations of the political ad campaigns of the midterm elections.

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  5. Apparently some folks violated that commandment today. Drat.

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  6. I think your head my explode.

    -- Peg

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  7. Well, that "perfect" stuff about god must be from her marketing department. She blew the hell (so to speak) out of this one. Maybe she's just foolin' with us.

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