Craig: I think the right for the state to control women's decisions is in there. So's the birther amendment and the one that says "No Spics." There's corporate rights, cigarette company rights, the thing that requires all red-blooded men to carry a loaded bazooka to church and the one about death penalties and how only poor people are subject to them. There's also the article about homos being the only exception to wholesale executions. Lots of stuff in a little book. Great read. Written by inspired men.
A good friend gave me this copy of the Constitution for Christmas. Judging from its size, it appears to be the one Republicans use.
Just the Second Amendment and, ah, State's rights?
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ReplyDeleteI think the right for the state to control women's decisions is in there. So's the birther amendment and the one that says "No Spics." There's corporate rights, cigarette company rights, the thing that requires all red-blooded men to carry a loaded bazooka to church and the one about death penalties and how only poor people are subject to them. There's also the article about homos being the only exception to wholesale executions. Lots of stuff in a little book. Great read. Written by inspired men.