Could that possibly be a freshly-printed, newly-arrived, totally-unread copy of the Blue Ridge Business Journal resting comfortably--as if it had found a home--in the trash can beside the desk of a prominent Roanoke physician? Closer examination reveals the shocking truth. More at 11 p.m.
(Later-like say 11 p.m.: Let us further note that the doctor's office closely resembled a landfill with its clutter and just about the only thing I could find that she'd thrown away in quite some time was said Journal.)
Now you're getting sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteDid you ask her why she didn't recycle?
ReplyDeletePeter: Whooooooo, meeeeeeeee?!? SARCASTIC?!? My goodness. Never.
ReplyDeleteChad: I didn't ask because it actually looked like throwing things away was a rare exception to whatever rules she has.