Pumping Gas at USC

I didn't realize we had a legitimate comedian as the football coach at the University of Tennessee in Lane Kiffin, the guy who's been yanking the chains of his opponents since he was hired a few months ago.

One of the complaints against Kiffin came from a University of South Carolina recruit who said the coach told him that if he signed to play at USC, he'd "wind up like so many South Carolina players: pumping gas." That was presented to Kiffin recently in an ESPN interview and Kiffin, looking stone faced, replied, "I would never have said anything like that. There are almost no full-service gas stations any more."