Bagged

My Tennessee Volunteers have fallen upon hard times that roughly resemble a George Bush economy*, losing even to a Wyoming team that represents a state whose entire population would just about fit into Tennessee's football venue, 13-7. The fight song has gone from "Rocky Top" to "Rocky Bottom" and I've encased my front-yard Tennessee flag in a paper bag, lest the neighbors should be embarrassed.

Oh, grief. Oh, shame. Bring on basketball.

* Uh, maybe not that bad. Bad, though.