Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Trump Supporters: D-List on Steroids

Lou Ferrigno: The Hulk
If we really are to be judged by the company we keep, GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump is pretty easy to figure out. Here are some of the well-known people (I will not call them celebrities because I can't figure any reason to celebrate any of them) who support him.

Let us begin with gun nut Ted Nugent, the talent-less rocker with the big mouth and continue with:
  • Former Chicago Bears player and coach Mike Ditka.
  • Stephen Baldwin, the lesser Baldwin brother. His elder sibling Alex is a notable liberal and a bright guy.
  • Fran Drescher, "the Nanny," who seems to be staying in character.
  • Batshit crazy actor Charlie Sheen, whose dad, Martin, played a bright, liberal president on "West Wing" and whose politics reflect that. 
  • Football player Terrell Owens, who loves himself in the same way Trump loves Trump.
  • Mark Cuban, the pro basketball team owner, business tycoon and man with a mouth the size of Dallas.
  • Jesse James, a talentless bike rider who used to hit Sandra Bullock.
  • Former football player Herschel Walker. 
  • Hulk Hogan, the wrestler who loves fooling around with his best friend's wife, then suing over an internet sex film of their dalliances.
  • Lou Ferrigno, the real Incredible Hulk. 
  • Gene Simmons, he of the tongue and KISS.
  • Gary Busey. See Charlie Sheen.
  • Actor Robert Davi, who called Trump, "The John Wayne of politics."
  • Wayne Newton, who used to live in Roanoke and who sang in his little-boy voice in Las Vegas for many years.
  • Mike Tyson. Oh, lord.
  • Owen Wilson, the comedic actor, and a surprise to me. Wilson never seemed this blank-minded.
  • Vince Vaughan. Who knew? He AND Owen Wilson. 
  • Dennis Rodman. He'll bring the North Korean vote in.
  • Kid Rock.
  • Tim Allen.

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